Those of us who believe in zodiac signs often tend to check our daily horoscopes, secretly hoping for a new romantic interest or a raise at work. For others, the horoscopes are just yet another way to distract us from the monotony of our lives.

Toronto-based artist Amrit Brar has a rather unusual take on these daily prophecies. She has created what she calls ‘Shitty Horoscopes’, a series of darkly humorous horoscopes for each sign in the zodiac.

We’re not sure if these would brighten up your day, but you can definitely use them to inflict some serious damage!

 1. Aries

2. Taurus

3. Gemini

4. Cancer

5. Leo

6. Virgo

7. Libra

8. Scorpio

9. Sagittarius

10. Capricorn

11. Aquarius

12. Pisces

You can follow Amrit Brar on Instagram and check out more of her work on her website.